BREAKING: Ford Unveils Ontario’s Vaccine Passport

Queens Park - Following delays that were a result of Premier Ford being “unhappy” with the vaccine passport, the premier has revealed his own final draft of what the provinces vaccine passport will be.

After lengthy consultation with the province’s chief health advisors Kayla and Christie Ford (anti-vax “wellness” experts who coincidentally are the premier’s daughters) Ford has decided the fairest way to go about the vaccine passport is to use the honour system.

“Folks, I’ve said from the beginning I didn’t want this passport to create a split Ford household… I mean society,” announced Ford while unveiling a piece of paper that said ‘No COVID Here’, “My passport is fair, and once again puts all the onus on someone else to enforce besides my government.”

Starting later this month, the vaccine passport will be needed to enter gyms, restaurants but not KyKy Kookies.