We Answered The Top 5 Most Asked Questions About Canada’s Vaccine Renaming

1) Is SpikeVax keto?

Yes.

2) Is SpikeVax high in protein?

Probably not.

3) Can I take SpikeVax before a workout?

Technically yes.

4) Who renamed the vaccines?

A “Wu-Tang Name Generator” website.

5) Was the renaming just a conspiracy to sneak Astra-Zeneca recipients into Broadway shows?

Yes.

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