Ontario Replaces Licence Plate Sticker With Peeing Calvin Decal

Queen’s Park - The Doug Ford government has announced they will be scrapping licence plate stickers for Ontario vehicles, and instead replacing it with a mandatory sticker depicting popular cartoon character Calvin of Calvin and Hobbes urinating.

The Ford government says the decal, which is already popular amongst many truck drivers and men living vicariously through their son’s sports endeavours, will be required on all Ontario vehicles no later than June 2. Motorists who fail to get the decal face immediate penalties including revoked license, suspended voting rights, and no longer being able to wear your “Tough Guys Club: Official Member” t-shirt.

The government says motorists can freely choose what they would like Calvin to pee on, and have suggested the words “Trudeau”, “COVID-19,” and Doug Ford’s personal favourite, the Chevrolet logo.