Chips Boycott Country Until Freedom Restored Or Something

Canada - You may have a hard time finding your favourite Lays and Doritos products because of a blockade or an embargo against the Canada or, we’re not really sure we just kind of skimmed the headlines on this one.

American chip manufacturers announced yesterday they are not sending any more chips to Canada until the country reinstates the second amendment and allow truckers to shit wherever they want.

“Canada’s president may be able to survive without democracy, but she’ll crumble without her beloved ketchup chips,” said a Frito Lays executive probably.

The PepsiCo subsidiary warned their only Canadian friend, Mr Loblaw, that if he didn’t immediately donate $10 million to the Freedom Convoy they would permanently discontinue the Candi. All Dressed flavour and replace it with American All Dreesed, which is just a mix of ketchup and gator meat.

So stock up on chips now because if you get caught eating them in March Justin Trudea will dox you.