Canada Celebrates 15th Vaccination

By Scott Slute

Ottawa - As our neighbours to the south have just administered their 60 millionth COVID-19 vaccine, Canada has achieved a vaccine milestone of their own. 

Prime Minister Justin Trudeau took time away from combing his hair to announce the monumental achievement on national television. 

“My friends, my fellow Canadians. We are very excited to announce that as of this morning, our magnificent country has administered our 15th vaccine,” Trudeau announced from the stoop of his 24 Sussex Drive residence, “We are on the exact pace for vaccination rollout that I had hoped for, after Pfizer executives spit in my mouth.” 

The incredible achievement has prompted the UN to move Canada up to the 193rd safest country to be in during the pandemic, surpassing both Tanzania and Brazil. 

The Prime Minister stated that he planned to have dozens of Canadians vaccinated by the end of 2021. 

Scott Slute is the Editor in Chief at The Toronto Harold