Horrible! This Little Asshole Refused To Wear A Mask While Grocery Shopping

5 month old Jaxon Reed refused to comment when questioned by our reporters on why he didn’t believe in science

By Scott Slute

North York - Grocery store patrons at a Toronto Metro were appalled and disgusted after one shopper ignored local bylaws and refused to wear a mask while in the store this Saturday.

5 month old Jaxon Reed was asked multiple times by staff at the Keele and Wilson Metro to abide by Toronto bylaws and put on a mask while shopping. Staff members reported that not only did Reed refuse to oblige, but he responded with mocking and unintelligible gurgle sounds.

“I understand some people have completely real medical exemptions that only started affecting them over the last eight months,” said store manager Tracy Willcox, “But the ignorance displayed by this young man is completely unacceptable.”

Reed, who was accompanied by his mother and grandmother (both of whom were compliant with wearing a mask), was then shamed and mocked by other shoppers for his refusal to comply, with many patrons shouting verbal insults at the baby and throwing fruit at him. In response the 5 month old began crying; with his screaming and drooling resulting in even more of his dirty COVID germs spreading around the store. Authorities were then called.

“What people need to understand, is that even with a medical exemption like ‘my face is too small and I could suffocate’, stores are still within their right to refuse you entry,” Constable Cheryl Drake, the responding officer, told us, “Mr Reed was offered other means to shop remotely and refused, and unfortunately I had to forcibly remove him from the store.”

The 5 month old baby was given a hefty $1000 ticket and is currently awaiting his day in court.

Scott Slute is the Editor in Chief at The Toronto Harold