Ontario Family Of 6 Makes Tough Decision To Exile Least Favourite Child

Woodbridge - It was a tough day for the Marrone family, as Ontario’s new indoor gathering limits forced them to make the tough decision of which child they would kick out of the family.

Emilia Marrone, mother of four, tells us that after much deliberation the family of six have decided to ask 11 year old Ryan to move out, or face large fines from the government for breaking indoor gathering bylaws.

“Well of course it wasn’t going to be me or my husband Tony. We’re the only ones bringing any income into this place,” said Emilia, “And to be completely honest, Ryan was already on pretty thin ice following the Thanksgiving debacle.”

The Marrone’s tell us that it isn’t that they dislike Ryan, but compared to Andrew’s athletic abilities and Sarah’s musical inclination, he really isn’t bringing much to the table.

“Right now, Ryan is living in a tent in our backyard where we can still visit as long as we only bring more than four people. But we are searching for a more permanent solution given that it is January.”

The Marrone’s say it’s never easy to expel your own child, but rules are rules and if kicking out a family member will help this pandemic come to an end, they’re willing to do their part.

Scott Slute is the Editor in Chief at The Toronto Harold