Toronto Protestors Successfully Convince Doctors Their 16 Months Of Research Is Wrong

Queen’s Park - In protest of Ontario’s new vaccine mandates, groups of distraught uncles have taken to harassing those who truly affect policy in this province; doctors and nurses.

Despite studying the virus since the onset of the pandemic, and devoting close to a decade of their lives to medical schooling, many doctors are starting to now believe their research is wrong after seeing a sign that said “THE JAB = COMMUNISM”.

“It’s no secret that the people who dictate laws are us, frontline healthcare workers,” Dr Debra Clint tells us, “And despite my decades in viral research that have led to several conclusions about the spread and transmission of COVID-19, after speaking to Doug from Barrie I’m starting to think I have been a pawn in an Orwellian conspiracy this entire time.”

Protestors tell us if their attacks on hospitals fail, they will begin to attack the next group responsible for their on-going oppression. Though undecided who exactly that will be, many are leaning towards 19 year old restaurant hostesses.