Go Transit Announces Horse-Drawn Buggy That Will Take You From Toronto To London In Just Under A Fortnight

London - The GTA transit service will be expanding it’s service further next month with the announcement of a horse-drawn carriage that will service London, Stratford and St Mary’s.

In just under one fortnight travellers from the big city will now be able to visit the far reaches of Ontario, avoiding roving groups of bandits along the way.

Heading out west to uncharted parts of the province, the new route has been described as the transit service’s quickest and most efficient lines yet.

Travellers can expect the usual amenities featured on GO transit, including uncomfortable seats, lengthy stops, and no WIFI.

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