Loblaws Offers Shoppers Additional 50 Optimum Points On Blueberries If They Promise Not To Boycott

Grocery - As an impending national boycott approached, the Canadian grocery chain has proposed a counter offer and will give shoppers bonus Optimum points if they purchase bags of organic frozen blueberries during the month of May.

Initially stating they would look at ways to lower food prices, and internal investigation conducted by Dr Walen Geston determined that wasn’t possible and the best the company could do was offer a few extra points for their loyalty program.

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