Jagmeet Singh Forced To Get COVID In Order To Honour Terms Of Liberal/NDP Alliance

By Andrew Scott

Ottawa - According to the terms and conditions of the Liberal/NDP “confidence-and-supply agreement” that was formed in March 2022, NDP leader Jagmeet Singh must now be infected with COVID-19 in order to show unity, solidarity and alliance with Liberal Prime Minister Justin Trudeau who acknowledged Monday that he had contracted the Coronavirus for a second time.

 

“While it’s true that the Canadian media referred to the 2021 election and subsequent back-room deals as ‘feverish,’” stated Singh, while quarantining from his wife and new daughter, “This is certainly not the manifestation of unity that I had hoped for.”

 

When asked to comment on the issue, Conservative leadership hopeful Pierre Poilievre dismissed the question outright, maintaining that COVID was a hoax emanating from post-modernist Humanities departments on university campuses across the country.

Andrew Scott is a musician and writer who lives in Toronto in a house amongst children, antiquated technology of yesteryear and many, many instruments. Instagram, writing, poetry, more poetry.

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