Man Who Didn’t Know What To Get Girlfriend For Christmas Really Hoping She’s In The Mood For 36 Oysters

City Place - With only a few days left for Christmas shopping, distressed 33 year old Tyler Brown is hoping and praying his girlfriend of seven years appreciates his gift of three dozen raw west coast oysters.

“I’ve been asking her for weeks to give me some kind of idea as to what she wants and I couldn’t get anything out of her. So I had to come up with something all on my own,” the financial analyst tells us, “And to me, nothing says ‘I love you Merry Christmas’ like a crate of salt-water bivalves.”

Tyler explains that his girlfriend, a 29 year old social media coordinator, is a big oyster lover. She once suggested during the summer that they go to Biff’s Bistro for buck-a-shuck (where Tyler proceeded to drink nine negronis) so she will definitely appreciate this gift.

Tyler says that, although the fish monger insisted he keep the oysters in the fridge, he was sure to fill the box with lots of ice before putting it under the tree so the oysters stay fresh for Christmas morning.