Air Canada Invests In Planes Powered Entirely By Passenger’s Tears

Ottawa - In their further commitment to environmental sustainability, the Canadian airline says they have placed an order for 25 new jets that will run entirely off of the tears from disappointed flyers. Along with electric-powered planes ordered earlier this month, these new carriers will use the renewable and ever-present resource provided from every Air Canada passenger. Whether it be from delays, cancelations or the general flying experience, there is always an abundance of tears on any Air Canada flight. The new planes are being built by Bombardier and are expected to be completed as early as 2056.