Trump Waves Goodbye To Only Friend Left In The White House, The Ghost Of Ronald Reagan

By Scott Slute

Washington - After 1461 days in office, President Trump has left the White House for [hopefully] the last time. And in his final departure, the president waved goodbye to his only friend still residing in the White House, Ronald Reagan’s ghost.

“A lot of good memories with me and Ronnie. Lots of memories, all of them good,” Trump tells us aboard Marine One, “It’s a shame all those other losers and haters turned their backs on me. How sad!”

Trump reminisced about how he and Reagan’s ghost would stay up until all hours of the night bashing their respective incumbent presidents for being socialists, while simultaneously taking credit for the booming economy their predecessor created. The two would then utter racial slurs whenever Ben Carson left room. Trump described those nights as “the best nights of [his] life that didn’t involve urine.”

Reagan’s ghost, though sad to see his friend departing, said he would welcome incoming President Biden with open arms, both into the White House today, and into the Realm of Spirits in April.

Scott Slute is the Editor in Chief at The Toronto Harold