Toronto Harold Email Leak Reveals Teen Intern Connor Is Not A Real Teen

Toronto - The Toronto Harold is reportedly doing an internal investigation after an email leak has revealed that their teen intern Connor is in fact not a teen.

Connor, formerly 16 now age currently unknown, joined the Harold as an intern in February of 2021, under the guise of a co-op program through Sinclair Secondary School in Whitby, Ontario.

The email leak has revealed that in April Editor in Chief Scott Slute had received a copy of Connor’s high school diploma indicating he graduated from Barrie collegiate in 2003. Slute is now under investigation by the Ontario ministry of labour for exploiting free labour from the mentally inept.

Conner, seen here celebrating the results of the 2016 US election.

The Harold’s chief media director Luke O’Brien (no relation, we hope) stated, “I am appalled at this scandal! How dare Connor lie to us and take away this valuable learning opportunity from a real teen! I am truly rocked to my core. If there was one truth I held dear it was that you could always trust the Irish. Now my reality is completely warped.”

It is still unknown whether Connor will continue working with The Harold.

We will continue to update as information unfolds.