Ontario NDPs Announce Catchy “Buck-a-Tooth Cleaning” Slogan

Toronto - As she gears up for her 9th provincial election, a disgruntled Ontario NDP leader Andrea Horwath has announced her party’s affordable dental care platform will now be referred to as “Buck-a-Tooth Clenaing” in the dire hopes that someone might finally pay attention to it.

“Jesus Christ do we only get coverage if we have a hacky catch phrase? Great how about Buck-a-Cavity? Does that make you happy,” Horwath said in an early rough draft of her pitch, “You people need a funny slogan to notice my affordable energy plan too? Great, how about Buck-a-Watt? You happy now?”

The NDP leader also announced a rebranding for her affordable housing platform which will now be referred to as “Crazy Andy’s Wacky Loonie Loans”.