Ontario’s Housing Summit:Ford Promises To Personally Build Each Ontarian A House

Toronto - Following today’s virtual housing summit, the Premier concluded that the only solution he can think of to solve Ontario’s housing crisis would be for him to build everyone a home himself. “Folks, if you need a house, I will build you a house. No ifs, and, or buts about it.” Armed with only a children’s tool belt and personal photographer, the premier is currently going door-to-door in his Etobicoke neighbourhood asking each resident if they want him to build a house for them.

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