BREAKING: Trump Pulls Ahead After Counting Ballots From Moscow

Washington - In a surprise turn of events, President Trump has pulled ahead of Joe Biden in the electoral college race. Trump now leads with 266 electoral college votes to the former VP’s 264 after millions of mail-in votes arrived this morning from American citizens living in Moscow.

Trump, who for the last two days has been railing against counting mail-in votes after polls closed, swiftly changed his tune and said these were very real votes from very real Americans living in Moscow.

Trump supporters surrounding the polling station chanting “Stop the count!” quickly switched their chant to “Count the votes!” after a baby blue ‘84 Lada pulled up filled with boxes marked “Good American Votes For American Election”.

Securing the Moscow vote creates a big lead for Trump, as Moscow holds 52 electoral college votes, or also maybe more depending on how Nevada plays out.

Although the votes from Ukraine have yet to come in, which are expected to heavily favour Biden, Trump has already taken to Twitter and declared victory, whether you like it or not.