John Tory Begins Hitting The Gym As Part Of New Plan To Become A Strong Mayor

By Gabriel Venneri

Toronto - On the heels of Premier Ford’s proposal to give Toronto a strong mayor, Mayor John Tory has been sighted at multiple gyms across the city getting swole. The Premier’s proposal would give the Mayors of Ottawa and Toronto more power when it comes to passing legislation, as long as the mayor can also bench 225lbs.

Tory has been relishing his new fitness regimen. “Hell yeah bro, I live for gains,” the 68 year old said between swigs of pink liquid out of his 2 liter water bottle, “I start my day with a few circuits with my boy Chace at F 45, then some HIIT at Barry’s, then I gotta sit in on some lame city council meeting or some shit. I use that as my recovery time. Then I hit Equinox where I max out my chest PR until failure, I’m talkin 4 plates at least baby. If the bar ain’t bendin, you just pretendin bro.”

The mayor now routinely finds reasons to take off his shirt on the streets of Toronto to show off his sculpted abs and antagonize anyone he considers a “beta”. Residents are finding a renewed sense of pride in their city thanks to the buff Mayor, claiming that “my Mayor could beat up your Mayor” when visiting other municipalities.

When asked how he’s managed to pack on so much muscle in such a short amount of time, the very sweaty, very veiny Tory responded by saying, “I focus on my macros and meal prep every Sunday. Also my boy Chace has the hook up for that extra juice, if you know what I mean”

Tory has been tracking his progress on Tik Tok, where he’s continued to post shirtless videos of himself in the mirror, with captions like “Oh hey, it’s Mr Steal Yo Girl”.

Gabriel Venneri is a contributing writer at The Toronto Harold. You can find him on Instagram at @gabevenn