Ford To Host Affordable Housing Summit; Proposes Ontarians Just Stop Being Poor

Queens Park - Facing calls to reform Ontario’s inflated housing market, the Premier has called for a summit to be held in order to discuss how he can make help residents of the province stop being so poor.

”Folks, it’s very simple. If you wanna buy a house just make more money,” suggested Ford.

The summit will focus on ways Ontarians can all inherit a multi-million dollar label company, just like the Premier.

While discussing the housing crisis, Premier Ford centred out the residents of his home city of Toronto, stating “You‘ve got all these people there wasting thousands of dollars each month on rent. If you just stopped paying so much you could save enough money for a down payment. It’s simple math people.”

The summit is set to take place three days after you all forget he announced it.