Dispirited Ghosts of Christmas Prepare to Visit Galen Weston for 17th Consecutive Year

Written By Scott Slute

Photo - "We're just not getting to this guy," a despondent Ghost of Christmas Past said as it prepared to show Mr. Weston the effect of his greed and avarice on hungry families for a record 17th time. "Honestly, if he hasn't gotten it by now, what's the fucking point?"

Scott Slute
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