Spice Girls Reuniting To Perform At Mel Lastman’s Funeral

North York - Former Toronto Mayor and discount furniture Czar Mel Lastman will receive his dying wish as the former 90’s mega group the Spice Girls have announced they will finally be reuniting to perform at Lastman’s funeral later today.

Lastman was a noted super fan of the girl group, winning the inaugural election of the Toronto “megacity” in 1998 under the campaign promise he would make it illegal for the Spice Girls to break up.

“NOOOOOOOBODY! Is leaving the Spice Girls,” was Lastman’s famous slogan, even once calling in the Canadian Armed Forces to try and keep the group together. Unfortunately due to NATO intervention the mayor was unable to follow through on his promise and the Spice Girls parted ways in 2000.

Lastman in his office, 1999

Upon hearing the news of Lastman’s passing, the group said there wasn’t even a moment of hesitation to reunite to honour the president of the Toronto chapter of their fan club.

“It would be an absolute honour to perform at the funeral of our third favourite international politician,” said Victoria Beckham, who was notably absent from the groups last reunion tour.

The group will open the funeral by singing the national anthem before moving into a remixed version of If You Wanna Be My Mayor.