4 Members Of Paw Patrol Put On Unpaid Leave For Refusing Vaccine

Adventure Bay - Several members of the Adventure Bay emergency response team Paw Patrol have been put on unpaid leave for refusing to comply with a recent malady’s enforcing a lyme disease vaccine.

The vaccine, which was previously only voluntary, has been made mandatory for all emergency personnel after realizing the vaccine protected not only the recipient from lyme disease but provided protection who come in contact with them by reducing the chance of spread.

“The municipal government needs to respect the sovereignty of my body,” said Officer Chase, a german shepard and only member of Paw Patrols police division, “I will not return to work until the city allows me to infect the citizens I swore to protect.”

Unfortunately, the poorly designed Adventure Bay emergency service only has one of each responder, meaning raging fires and rampant crime have been plaguing the community since the layoffs began.