After A Scary 23 Hours Of Not Being In The News, Pete Davidson Announces He's Going To Space

Written By Scott Slute

By Gabriel Venneri

Calabasas[?] - It was announced that Pete Davidson will be a passenger on Jeff Bezos’ next Blue Origin space mission. The announcement came as a relief to millions who had become extremely worried about the SNL cast member, who hadn’t made headlines in almost a full day. 

“I was so scared, I had no idea what Pete was up to. The last thing I read about him was those texts he sent to Kanye, and that was on Sunday,” said concerned fan Tate Mueller, “24 hours is just too long to go without hearing what attention seeking thing he’s going to do next!”  

Davidson has been a headline mainstay since he began dating Kim Kardashian and beefing with Kanye West-- two other people we’re definitely not sick of hearing about. More coverage to come on what crazy thing Davidson does next within the next few hours, probably.

Gabriel Venneri is a contributing writer at The Toronto Harold. You can find him on Instagram at @gabevenn

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