Ford Announces New Affordable Housing Plan Of Inviting Ontarians To Join His Island In “Animal Crossing”

By Graeme Campbell

Queen’s Park - As part of Ontario’s new affordable housing initiative, Premier Doug Ford says he will be inviting 10 lucky residents to come visit his Animal Crossing: New Horizons island, which he says now includes a completed dinosaur wing of the museum.

"Folks, it's great," said the Premier, announcing the new plan with a Nintendo Switch in his hand. "If you don't got enough bells on ya right now, just pick some flowers or go fishin' or something, and you'll get there, I promise ya."

Ford later admitted disappointment at the island's lack of a "Timmies", but vowed swift action to address the situation.

Graeme Campbell is a contributing writer at The Toronto Harold