After Being Knocked Off The Billboard Chart By Bing Crosby, Drake Releases Latest Diss Track

By Andrew Scott

Culture - As soon as the news broke that Bing Crosby, the legendary singer who died in 1977 was back in the Billboard top 10 for the first time in 64 years with his version of “White Christmas,” Drake was reported to be hard at work on a much-anticipated diss track highlighting his ire for the late American crooner.

According to sources close to the Toronto rapper, Drake’s forthcoming track highlights Bing’s dripless outfits, suggests Crosby’s lack of flow on “Mele Kalikimaka” (with The Andrews Sisters) has now fallen to Meek Mill levels, and skewers the once beloved singer by pointing out that just like Metro Boomin and Pusha T, no girl would be rizzing hard on Crosby anytime soon. Brutal words to be sure. 

No news yet as to whether or not Crosby will be dropping a retaliatory diss track anytime soon given the fact, one supposes, that he’s long dead. 

Andrew Scott is a musician and writer who lives in Toronto in a house amongst children, antiquated technology of yesteryear and many, many instruments. Instagram, writing, poetry, more poetry.