Canada’s “Life After Vaccine” Blueprint Doesn’t Mention Anything About When Furry Conventions Can Return

By Scott Slute

Lifestyle - Canada’s furry community voiced their concern after the federal government’s “Life After Vaccine” blueprint made no mention of when furry conventions could return. 

“It’s alarming to me that our leaders have given no indication as to when our furry conventions can return,” Eagley Eagle tells us, “It says by the fall we can do ‘more activities indoors’ but no explicit mention of furry conventions. It’s very concerning to the community.”

Other furries, however, are more optimistic of the blueprint and believe the guidelines for furry conventions are carefully hidden in the blueprint.

“It clearly says family gatherings and indoor sports can resume this year, that’s literally describing a furry convention,” says Fluffy Marshmallow the Midnight Princess, “Is the furry community not a family? Is eating out of a very large bowl on the floor of a hotel conference room not a sport? I am very optimistic we will be hosting furry conventions by the end of 2021.” 

A spokesperson for the furry community reminded furries that even if they couldn’t attend conventions this year, they are still able to constantly post online about how the conventions are for community bonding and definitely not weird sex stuff.

Scott Slute is the Editor in Chief at The Toronto Harold