Nation Reluctantly Re-Elects This Guy

Election 2021 - Despite facing crowds of violent mobs throughout the campaign while leading a party currently facing a sexual assault allegation, the overly-exhausted nation of Canada has decided once again to elect the guy with the hair to lead their country.

“Was he an ideal candidate? No.” one voter tells us, “But, was he a candidate? He sure was.”

It is unclear whether or not the Liberals will receive a minority or majority government, but Canadians can rest assured they can expect zero change in the next 2-5 years.

As for the other party leaders, Erin O’Toole was last seen taking out his anger by screaming at a Whitby Wildcats peewee hockey team, and NDP leader Jagmeet Singh is expected to announce his concession of defeat via TikTok later tonight.