Donning A Stupid Baseball Hat, Doug Ford’s Transformation Into Tim Walz Now Complete

By Andrew Scott

Ontario - Scientists have confirmed Wednesday that now that Doug Ford has abdicated any hope of ever being taken seriously by starting to wear stupid baseball caps, his transition into Minnesota Governor and former Democratic nominee for vice president is finally complete.

“It has been a long and arduous process,” said Dr. James McLaren, a scientist and certified metamorphologist who has been closely monitoring Ford’s radical conversion from blustering former businessman turned politician into stammering former high school teacher turned politician.

Although most observers have noted the remarkable change that has occurred, incoming U.S. President Donald Trump appears to not have noticed, disliking both men equally.