Federal Court Rules Centennial Flame Must Be Replaced With Minions Bouncy Castle

Ottawa - Following a ruling by the Federal Court that 2022’s use of the Emergencies Act was unreasonable and unjustified the court has ordered Parliament Hill to replace the iconic Centennial Flame with the symbol of the Freedom Convoy, an inflatable bouncy castle shaped like the Minions. First inflated in January of 2022 so that protestors could try and jump higher to see into Trudeau’s bedroom window, the monument will now stand forever outside Parliament Hill to commemorate the most internationally embarrassing moment in Canadian history.