Ford Calls For Immediate Climate-Change Action After Second Winter Of Not Getting To Use His Tiny Red Shovel

Queen’s Park - As Ontario enters into January with no major calls for snow on the horizon, Premier Doug Ford is addressing his concern over climate change and the fact he hasn’t been able to use his tiny red shovel in almost two years.

“Folks, it’s clearly evident that the winters we have now are not like the winters of the past. I know this because I haven’t had a chance to use my extremely practical red shovel since January 17 2022,” stated Ford. “We need to find solutions to our climate crisis otherwise I basically just wasted $28.67 on Amazon.”

To bring back the winters of year’s past, Ford has proposed a push for electric vehicles or for everyone to leave their freezer doors upon to help the planet get colder.