Trudeau Announces Affordable Dollhouse Ownership Plan For Millennial Canadians

By Scott Slute

Ottawa - Highlighting the growing challenge facing young Canadians, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has announced his party’s plan to decrease the cost of novelty-sized homes by 30% over the next five years.

As part of the Liberal’s 2022 budget, Trudeau urged the country’s millennial population to not abandon the dream of home ownership, but to maybe just lower their expectations a little.

“You may never own a house you can live in, but every Canadian deserves the right to own a house of some kind,” stated the Prime Minister to the gathered press.

Trudeau then unveiled a model of the affordable doll housing his government would be constructing as part of his budget plan. The adorable pink home included 5 fairy-themed bedrooms, 2.5 bathrooms, and more square footage than the average Toronto bachelor apartment.

Trudeau stated his government would be investing over $50 million into building little tiny toy houses for millennials.

He also said his government would be enacting other measures to assist in home-ownership including limiting foreign investors to only embezzle their money into a maximum of three Vancouver condos, and encouraging millennials to trade their life savings for a handful of magic beans in the hopes they may grow into two-storey homes.

Scott Slute is the Editor in Chief at The Toronto Harold