Dumbass Bartender Unable To Make Some Drink Guest Had One Time On Vacation 4 Years Ago

By Gabriel Venneri

Toronto - A guest of the newest and hottest King West lounge, RE: BAR, says she was shocked when the bartender didn’t know how to make a drink she had once while on vacation. The guest was also unable to remember the name of the drink, but did provide a very vague description.

“I couldn’t believe it. I was so upset,” Says Lynsey Kennedy, who was out with her friends for a girls night, “I thought it would be pretty easy to make. I had it probably four years ago at a resort in Mexico, I think. Or maybe it was Thailand.”

Trent Brisebois, the idiot bartender who served Lynsey, defended himself saying this: “I tried making the cocktail for her so many times that I lost count. First she said it had gin in it, then tequila, then both. At one point she thought she remembered it being spicy and creamy but also light. She tried showing me a post on instagram, it was a photo of an Aperol spritz, which has none of those things in it. She sent everything I made for her back.”

Lynsey claims her night was ruined by the encounter. After complaining to a manager she and her friends received their entire meal for free.

She’s worried she’ll never be reunited with the cocktail, “It had ice in it... Oh and one of those small umbrellas or a pepperoni skewer or something. And it was orange, or like kinda red… actually maybe it was blue!”

At the time of this writing RE: BAR has closed its doors. After Lynsey posted about the negative experience, business dried up completely.

Gabriel Venneri is a contributing writer at The Toronto Harold. You can find him on Instagram at @gabevenn