Whistleblower Says The Aliens Are Big Fans Of ‘Young Sheldon’

Washington - The UFO whistleblower has gone before Congress again today to let them know a few other details about the alien life-forms that were not mentioned in last week’s hearing.

“Firstly, I want everyone to know that the aliens we have gathered are a big fans of network television, specifically Young Sheldon,” stated the former air force officer, “Once they got ahold of the military’s Netflix password they would spend anywhere from 10 to 14 Earth hours watching Young Sheldon. They just can’t get enough of Young Sheldon.”

Congress pressed for further details on other programs the aliens enjoyed, but they seem to only watch Young Sheldon. Some reports indicate that the aliens watched a few early seasons of The Big Bang Theory for contextual understanding of Young Sheldon, but have yet to revisit.

The whistleblower also briefly touched on the alien’s preferred taste in music, mentioning they mostly prefer 90’s rock and citing some of their favourite bands include Third Eye Blind, The Offspring and Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Congress is now calling on the military to expose the aliens to more media. Maxwell Frost, the 26 year old representative from Florida, has asked to show the aliens Fight Club to see if they can really understand what it’s about.

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