Man Celebrates Annual Tradition Of Washing His One Pair Of Jeans

Parkdale - After spilling an amount of tomato sauce that’s noticeably from 6 feet away, local man Devon Ford has decided today will mark his yearly tradition of washing the only pair of jeans he owns.

“Oh ya, that’s quite a stain. I can’t even remember when I last washed them,” says Devon, “I mean, ya I wear them every day but I also where underwear so it’s not like my jeans actually get dirty.”

Citing a thing he heard at a party one time in university and never bothered to look up but has since based his life around it, Devon attempts to justify his disgusting habit.

“You’re actually not even supposed to wash Japanese raw denim,” Devon says, though quickly acknowledging his Value Village Levi’s are neither raw nor Japanese.

Wearing cutoff Champion sweatshorts he made himself, Devon heads out on his yearly pilgrimage to his local laundromat.