Ana Baião And Mark Saunders Happy To Not Have To Care About Toronto Anymore

BREAKING - Now that Olivia Chow has become Toronto's next mayor, nobody is more relieved than Ana Bailao and Mark Saunders.

"Affordable housing? Fun parks? Fixing the TTC? Thank god I don't have to talk about that anymore! I'm just going to go back to being a 'consultant'" (at this point we should note Mrs. Bailao winked plenty of times)

“To quote Michael Jordan, '**** dem kids,’” said Mark Saunders,"I'm going back to the police force and do whatever I want, try and stop me."

Both are expected to run again in 2026.

Pov Minhas is a contributing writer at The Toronto Harold