Straight Ally Heroically Drinks 17 Bud Lights To Show Support

Toronto - The city is celebrating Pride today, and many groups of straight, white male allies say they will be showing their support by drinking as many Bud Lights as humanely possible this afternoon.

28 year old Duncan Frost says he normally doesn’t day drink, but he knows how important it is to show support to the LQBTQIA+ today so he’s willing to make that sacrifice.

Frost says after a quick power nap and a run to Chick-Fil-A he plans to polish off the last 7 to let the gays know how important they are to him.

The Toronto Harold wishes you all a Happy Pride, and reminds you to show your support responsibly but also if it’s under 6%ABV it doesn’t really count.

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