LCBO Rapid Test To Include Tiny Sample Bottle Of Forty Creek

Lifestyle - After the provincial government announced plans to make COVID rapid tests available at 600+ LCBO locations, the liquor conglomerate announced an even more exciting update on the program.

“Not only will our customers be able to receive a COVID test in our stores this holiday, we are pleased to announce each test will also include a sample of delicious Forty Creek Canadian Whiskey, also available in all of our 660 stores,” said George Soleas, president of the LCBO.

“We are very proud of this partnership, and as you can see there is no corporate interest involved here,” said Ontario premier Doug Ford, “Just the Ontario government patterning with a quasi-corporate entity.”

Though LCBO was announcing that due to supply chain issues they were expecting to experience empty shelves this December, they are pleased to fill them with the thing teachers have been begging for for months.