Ontario’s Top Doctor ‘Strongly’ Recommends You Just Move Somewhere Else

Toronto - Ontario’s top doctor is now strongly encouraging residents to just move somewhere else as the province prepares for a challenging winter amidst it’s somehow still failing healthcare system.

“We’re seeing a serious rise in hospital wait times with the recent influx in new patients,” Dr Kieran Moore said at a press conference held Monday, “And for that reason I’m strongly recommending all Ontarians pack their things and move somewhere else until we can figure out how to provide basic necessities.”

Moore said the “difficult and complex fall” that was predicted is now here for the third year in a row and somehow the province is still unable to figure out how to handle it.

More provided some helpful suggestions on where Ontario residents could move to if they wanted to live somewhere with medical access. “Denmark has some of the best hospitals in the world so that could be an option if you need to go to the ER and don’t have four days to wait. Or if you’re looking to walk into a store and be able to buy some Advil I could suggest Toledo, Ohio.”

For those looking to stay in Canada, Moore stated that Yellowknife was absolutely stunning this time of year.