Oshawa Zoo Reports Missing Kangaroo Has Been Found And Returned To Pen

Oshawa - Representatives from the Oshawa Petting Zoo say the kangaroo that escaped their facilities on Thursday has been located and returned to its enclosure.

“As you can all clearly see, the need for hysteria is over as we have found the missing kangaroo that has been tormenting neighbourhoods in north Oshawa and returned her to her home,” stated head zookeeper Sandra Bloom while giving the kangaroo belly rubs.

Residents of Oshawa say they are excited to see their beloved exotic animal perform her famous kangaroo tricks like playing fetch and making direct eye contact with you while pooping.

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