Ford Government Recommends Residents Just Don’t Look Outside If They Don’t Want To See Snow

Toronto - Following an unseasonable snowfall in southern Ontario yesterday, the Ontario government issued an advisory that if residents didn’t want to see snow they should simply ignore it.

“Folks, I know this snow may not be ideal. But we can’t let another wave of snow stop my re-election campaign,” stated the Premier, “If you don’t like seeing the snow, just don’t look at it. It’s very simple.”

Ford stated he was taking all public snow recommendations from the provinces chief winter expert Winterbolt the Evil Snow Sorcerer.

And despite unfavourable snowy road conditions, Ford stated that those who needed to be out on the roads could choose to drive cautiously, but safe driving would not be mandated.

When pressed why he wouldn’t be mandating driving laws, Ford reassured all drivers that he was confident the province’s autobody repair shops were now better equipped to handle an influx of road collisions.