Reunited Gallagher Brothers Encourage Trudeau and Singh To Stick Together

By Andrew Scott

London - When the news of the recent split between Jagmeet Singh and Justin Trudeau crossed the pond and reached Liam and Noel Gallagher of the recently reunited band Oasis, the perennially feuding brothers were quick to encourage the Canadian political duo to put aside any petty infighting, and simply stick together.

 

According to sources close to the Manchester musical pair, the brothers not only have a keen interest in Canadian politics but, after 15-years apart with nothing other than middling success to show for it, now have a shrewd understanding of the benefits, both financially and one supposes politically, of overlooking any trivial differences and working together.

 

When asked for a concrete example of how the Singh/Trudeau duo is stronger together, the brothers purportedly had no specific response, but keen observers noted that brother Noel seemed to sheepishly glance at his 2015 solo album Chasing Yesterday following the question.

Andrew Scott is a musician and writer who lives in Toronto in a house amongst children, antiquated technology of yesteryear and many, many instruments. Instagram, writing, poetry, more poetry.

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