The Toronto Harold Bills Doug Ford $750,000 For The Election Ad We Planned To Run

Written By Scott Slute

From the Editor - With the premier invoking the notwithstanding clause which limits third-parties from advertising during the upcoming election, we are now out nearly $1 million for an advertisement we have already shot and produced comparing the premier to a Tim Horton’s freshly cracked egg breakfast sandwich come to life.

We are seeking financial repayment, as well as recoupment for emotional loss, from the premier for this infringement on our right to free speech.

We are willing to accept the premier giving us a very large suitcase filled with the cash behind an Etobicoke high school (an event that we are sure the premier has NEVER done before) or the financial equivalent in Steam Whistle pilsner/session lager.

Scott Slute
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