Ford Promises To Lower Taxes For Those Making Over $500,000

Toronto - As part of his latest campaign platform, Premier Doug Ford has announced that if re-elected he will be lowering taxes for even more of Toronto’s wealthiest residents. In a statement, Ford admitted to being mostly preoccupied during the 80’s but just recently learned about a guy named Ronald Reagan and thinks he had some pretty nifty ideas he’d like to implement. The tax credit would apply only to those making $500,000 after accounting for their multiple write offs and pre-existing tax credits. Those living under the poverty line can also expect some financial relief if the PC’s are re-elected, with Ford promising to give every poor person a $5 Tim Horton’s gift card.