Convoy Of Angry Teenagers En Route To LCBO Headquarters To Protest ID Checks For Buying Beer

Toronto - A group of disgruntled 13-16 year olds are gearing up to bike from Pickering all the way to downtown Toronto to protest what they’re calling the LCBO’s oppressive mandates forbidding them from purchasing beer. “This company shouldn’t be able to tell us at what age we can get drunk. This convoy is fighting for the rights of all Canadians to get absolutely lit off three Coors Lights,” says 14 year old convoy organizer Bryce Campbell, who also wanted to add that he has no idea who drew that backwards swastika on the dumpster behind Chris Hadfield Middle School. The group has gained widespread support on TikTok, raising almost $76 on the movements GoFundMe page. The movement has inspired others across the globe to stand up against alcohol consumption mandates, an a similar movement has been organized by 8 year olds in Ireland.