“Oh I’ve Heard Of That” Celebrates Third Birthday

The Toronto Harold is officially 3 years old!

In just a few years we’ve gone from “Lol I thought this was @thebeaverton 😂” to people pretending to know what we are to impress their friend who lives in Parkdale.

Although we still haven’t achieved our goal of selling out to a major media company, we have established ourselves as a breaking news source for many Torontonians which is deeply, deeply concerning.

So raise a glass and help us celebrate by:

1) Telling a friend about The Toronto Harold so more people “have heard of us”

2) Be an Ontario liquor rep and send us several bottles of promotional bourbon

3) Tag Bell Media in all of our posts and tell them to buy us for $500,000

To many more years of being Toronto’s least trusted source in news!