Toronto Man Excited To Tell Women Basketball Players What To Wear And What To Call Themselves

By Andrew Scott

Toronto - When the news broke earlier this week that the Toronto's Women's National Basketball Association (WNBA) expansion team was asking fans to help choose both the name, and look, of the team, Toronto man, Alex Macintosh, responded with gusto.

“I’ve always been a big supporter of women,” stated Macintosh, 32, while sipping a refreshing summer cocktail that his wife of four years recently fetched for him. “And in the spirit of equity and self-determination, I truly think that there is no better way for me to express my support for league autonomy than by telling a bunch of women who are my athletic superiors in every way exactly what I’d like to see them wearing and what to call themselves.”  

Although his initial suggestions of the Toronto Rap-lettes and the Foxy Fast Breakers were immediately rejected, Macintosh maintains that he has not yet given up hope and will continue to submit ideas.  

Andrew Scott is a musician and writer who lives in Toronto in a house amongst children, antiquated technology of yesteryear and many, many instruments. Instagram, writing, poetry, more poetry.