Trudeau Says Anyone Not Related To Him Needs To Be Held Accountable For Residential Schools

By Scott Slute

Ottawa - As the number of unmarked graves on former residential schools has now reached over 1000, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has made it very clear he’s going to give the sternest talking to to anyone involved that doesn’t share his last name.

“My friends, what the Catholic church did under my father's leadership and with his approval is horrifying and the Catholic church must apologize and take full responsibility,” the spineless leader said in a press conference held on Friday.

“My government is willing to do any symbolic gesture that doesn’t involve actually solving any of the currently on-going problems still facing indigenous communities,” Trudeau stated while taking a sip of clean drinking water he poured from the tap of his 24 Sussex Drive home, “This Canada Day, I want each Canadian to spend five minutes thinking really hard about how sorry they are and I think that will help a lot.”

The former Trudeau held office from 1968-1984, and during his time oversaw the opening of dozens of residential schools. Along with Jean Chrétien, he also attempted to revoke indigenous communities the right to self-govern by abolishing the Indian Act of 1876. The current Trudeau says he’s trying desperately to find someone to blame that on before more Canadians remember.

Trudeau also stated that after taking them to court, he was going to personally apologize to every indigenous person for the Canadian government’s past actions.

Scott Slute is the Editor in Chief at The Toronto Harold