Toronto Harold Staff Urging Premier Ford NOT To Resign Otherwise There Will Be Some Serious Layoffs Around Here...
From the Editor - Premier Ford, you may not know (though surly you must at least know OF me by now), but on behalf of all the writing team over at The Harold, I urge you to please continue not listening to what the people of Ontario want and don’t abandon your post.
Would I like to get vaccinated? Of course. Would I like to be able to see my family at some point before 2024? Most definitely.
But can I risk relying on the creative prowess of me and my team to continuing growing this lowly little satire site without your constant buffoonery providing us with endless headlines? NO!
Yes, I know the latest petitions demanding your resignation might make you think stepping down and leaving Ontario in the hands of someone more capable is the right thing to do. But please, I beg you, consider what your resignation would do to these poor writers, who when all compiled together in one photo looks like you spilled a glass of milk on the floor of a college dorm room.
So please, Mr Ford, I beg you to allow us to keep doing our job that started because you wouldn’t let us do our actual jobs.
Editor in Chief
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