Tim Horton’s Announces Next Collaboration Will Be With Rob Ford

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Food - After announcing they will be teaming up with pop superstar Justin Bieber, the Canadian coffee chain has just revealed their next celebrity endorsement will be with the ghost of former Toronto mayor Rob Ford.

“We’re excited to partner with the late, great Mr Ford,” Tim Horton’s announced, “We’ll be working very closely with him to bring Canadians his favourite custom Tim Horton’s beverage he would drink every day while serving as mayor.”

The limited edition Ford-themed beverage will be an entire mickey of St Remy’s brandy poured directly into an empty XL cup, finished with three key bumps of “special sugar”.

Although the company said their partnership with Justin Bieber was an attempt to appeal to a younger demographic, the company says they want to still remain loyal to their biggest demographic; hard working Canadians who need an escape from their families.

The Rob Ford signature coffee will be available at select Tim Horton’s locations on the Danforth starting mid-December.

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